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There goes the neighborhood
A new neighbor has moved into our quiet corner of Van Nuys Boulevard. Welcome HAZHEART, the drunk and noisy roommate you never wanted. Nestled between the local post office and a travel agency is our newest friend. Fueled by Four Loko and drunken emo sweat is the hottest little half-clothing store half-venue the boulevard has ever graced its eyes upon. Their ever-welcoming sign outfront reads Come The Fuck In. Welcoming indeed. Did the podunk town ask for this? Probably not
Dec 5, 20252 min read
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